She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked:
“Excuse me Father, could I ask a favor?”
“Of course my child, What can I do for you?”
“Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair remover gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money.
I have really gone over the declaration limits and I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it under your cassock?”
“Of course I could, my child, but you must realize that I can not lie.”
“You have such an honest face Father, I am sure they will not ask you any questions”, and she gave him the ‘hair remover’.
The aircraft arrived at its destination. When the priest presented himself to customs he was asked,
“Father, do you have anything to declare?”
“From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my son”,he replied.
Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked,
“And from the sash down, what do you have?”
The priest replied,
“I have there a marvelous little instrument designed for use by women, but which has never been used.”
Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said,
“Go ahead Father. Next!”
--A Husband Wanted His Wife To Follow These Rules In Marriage--
A couple got married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules.
“I’ll be home when I want if I want, and at what time I want,” he said.
“And, I don’t expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules,” he said.
“Any comments?”
His new bride replied,
“No, that’s fine with me. But, just understand that there’ll be s*x here at seven o’clock every night… whether you’re home or not.”
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