Home Daughter claims she’s never been with a man – doctor’s priceless reply almost makes mother faint


Every parent wants to believe that their darling sons or daughters will do no wrong, but that is hardly the case.

Look back a couple of years and remember how you may have kept details from your parents when you were their age.

Of course, we want the very best for our children but sometimes we have to let off to make their own mistakes and learn from them.

Obviously this is hard to accept but in the long run, it is the only way for them to grow and become their own person.

Have a read of this hilarious story of this example we just had to share it with you.

You wont resist laughing at the doctor’s reply to the daughter claim that she has never been with a man!

One mother brings her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The female doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what seems to be the problem?”

The mother replies, “It’s my daughter, Darla. She keeps getting these cravings. Also, she’s putting on weight and is sick most mornings.”

Raising an eyebrow the doctor says nothing as she didn’t want to jump to conclusions and decides to give Darla a good examination.

Once she finishing her examination, the doctor turned to the mother and says, “Well, I don’t know how to tell you this, but your Darla is pregnant. About 4 months would be my guess.”

Bursting out laughing the mother replies, “Pregnant?! She can’t be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you, Darla?”

Darla shakes her head and says, “No, Mom! I’ve never even kissed a man!”

The doctor stands up, walks over to a nearby window and opens the blinds. She says nothing, and instead just looks out the window attentively.

“Is there something wrong out there, doctor?” the mother asks a few moments later.

To which the doctor replies, “No, not really, it’s just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I’ll be damned if I’m going to miss it this time!”
--A Wealthy Old Man Was Lying On His Deathbed--
A wealthy old man was lying on his deathbed, when it occurred to him he had never made a will, so he called his lawyer to help him make his will.

The following day his lawyer came, and the wealthy man said,

“I want 25% of my money to go to charity. After all, I’ve taken, I should give something back.”

“How generous of you,” the lawyer responded.

“I’ll make sure it happens right away.”

“I also want 25% of it to go to my son. He’s been counting the days till he could get my money,” the old man said.


“Okay, I’ll make sure he receives 25% of it,” the lawyer replied.

“I want the rest to go to my wife, on condition that she remarries after I die,” the old man said.

“Okay, I’ll ensure that that happens, but may I ask why you want her to remarry? It’s a quite obscure request,” the lawyer asked.

“I want to make sure at least one man regrets my death,” the old man said…

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