A beautiful innocent young girl wants to meet Santa Claus.
so she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve.
Santa arrives, climbs down the chimney, and begins filling the socks.
He is about to leave when the girl says in a sexy voice,
“Oh Santa, please stay.”
Santa replies, “HO HO HO, Gotta go, gotta go, Gotta get the presents to the children, you know.”
The girl drops the robe to reveal a sexy bra and panties and says in an even sexier voice,
“Oh Santa, please stay.”
Santa replies, “HO HO HO, Gotta go, Gotta go,
Gotta get the presents to the children, you know.”
Santa begins to sweat.
The girl takes off her bra and says,
“Oh Santa… Please… Stay.”
Santa replies, “HO HO HO, Gotta go,
Gotta go, gotta get the presents to the children, you know.”
Santa wipes his brow.
She loses the panties and says,
“Oh Santa… Please… Stay…..”
Santa, with sweat pouring off his brow says,
“HEY HEY HEY, Gotta stay, Gotta stay, Can’t get up the chimney with my pecker this way!!!
--A teacher asked her students--
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.
Penny said, “My family and I went to the zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating.”
The teacher said, “That was good, Penny, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate.’”
Lizzie raised her hand and said, “My family and I went to a theme park and saw the fireworks. I was fascinated.”
The teacher said, “Good, Lizzie, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate.’”
Alec raised his hand.
The teacher hesitated because Alec was notorious for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.
Alec said loudly, “My sister has a sweater with ten buttons.”
The teacher said, “That’s nice, Alec. However, you did not use the word ‘fascinate’ in your sentence.”
Alec then continued, “But her boobs are so big, she can only fasten eight!”
