A young man married a beautiful woman who had married and divorced 10 other men.
On their wedding night she told her new husband
“Please be gentle, I’m still a vi'r'g'in!”
‘How can that be possible if you’ve been married ten times.?’
‘Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he just kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me…
Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up.
Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a Psychiatrist ; all he did was talk about it.
Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it…
Husband #10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was …
God, I miss him.
‘But now that I’ve married you, I’m so excited.
‘Wonderful’, said the husband, ‘but why?
To which she replied…
“You’re with the ‘Lawyer‘, This time I KNOW I’m gonna get SCREWED this time.”
--What Could Be So Funny About Buying A Condom--
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically.
The pharmacist thinks this is weird but there are no laws preventing weird people from buying condoms.
Who knows, maybe it’s a good thing.
The next day, the same man comes back to the store, purchases yet another condom, and once again he leaves the store laughing wildly.
This piques the interest of the pharmacist.
What could be so funny about buying a condom, anyway?
So he tells his clerk, “If that guy ever comes back, I want you to follow him to see where he goes.”
Sure enough, the next day the same man is back.
He buys the condom, and again starts cracking up
with laughter, then leaves.
The pharmacist tells his clerk to go follow the guy.
About an hour later, the clerk comes back to the store. “Did you follow him? Where did he go?” asks the pharmacist.
The clerk replies, “Your house.”Click to read next joke
