According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem.
A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.
That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day,
the girls would put them back.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.
She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man.
She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors,
she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
There are teachers, and then there are educators...
--These Two Older Men Are Talking About Their Age--
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement centre were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turned to the other and said
“Slim, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains.
I know you’re about my age.
How do you feel?”
Slim says, “I feel just like a newborn baby.”
“Really!? Like a new-born baby?”
“Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.”
--An 85 Years Old Man Found Himself A Young Girlfriend--
Herm is 85 years old and retired. He gets a checkup with his physician.
A week or so afterward the doc sees Herm strolling the boardwalk with his arm around a beautiful, comely young female.
The doctor stops him and asks, “Herm, you must be feeling terrific, yes?”
Herman says, “Just following orders, Doc. You told me to get a hot mama and be cheerful.”
The physician exclaims, “Herm, that’s not what I told you! I said, ‘Your heart’s got a murmur. Be careful.”Click to read next joke
