An old man in Mississippi was sitting on his front porch watching the sunrise.
He sees the neighbor’s kid walk by carrying something big under his arm.
He yells out “Hey boy, whatcha got there?”
Boy yells back “Roll of chicken wire.”
Old man says “What you gonna do with that?”
Boy says “Gonna catch some chickens.”
Old man yells “You damn fool, you can’t catch chickens with chicken wire!”
Boy just laughs and keeps walking.
That evening at sunset the boy comes walking by and to the old man’s surprise he is dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30 chickens caught in it.
Same time next morning the old man is out watching the sun rise and he sees the boy walk by carrying something kind of round in his hand.
Old man yells out “Hey boy, whatcha got there?”
Boy yells back “Roll of duck tape.”
Old man says “What you gonna do with that?”
Boy says back “Gonna catch me some ducks.”
Old man yells back, “You damn fool, you can’t catch ducks with duck tape!”
Boy just laughs and keeps walking.
That night around sunset the boy walks by coming home and to the old man’s amazement he is trailing behind him the unrolled roll of duck tape with about 35 ducks caught in it.
Same time next morning the old man sees the boy walking by carrying what looks like a long reed with something fuzzy on the end.
Old man says “Hey boy, whatcha got there?”
Boy says “It’s a p*$$y w!llow.”
Old man says “Wait up … I’ll get my hat.”
--A 4th Grade Boy Walks Home From School--
Every day a 4th-grade boy walks home from school past a 4th-grade girl’s house.
One day he is carrying a football, and he stops to taunt the little girl.
He holds up the football and says,
“See this football? Football is a boys game and girls can’t have one!”
The little girl runs into the house crying and tells her mother about the encounter.
The mother runs out and buys the girl a football.
The next day the boy is riding home on his bike, and the girl shows him the football, yelling
“Nah na nah na nah!”
The little boy gets mad and points to his bike.
“See this bike? This is a boys bike, and girls can’t have them!”
Next day, the boy comes by and the little girl is riding a new boy’s bike.
Now, the little boy gets mad.
So he drops his pants, points at his private parts, and says,
“You see THIS? Only BOYS have these and your mother can’t go buy you one!”
The next day as the boy passes the house he asks the little girl,
“Well, what do you have to say NOW?”
The little girl pulls up her dress and says…
“My mother told me that as long as I have one of these, I can have as many of THOSE as I want!”Click to read next joke
