Grandma funnies

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A kid comes home from school

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Susie Asks Her Mummy

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Three-Boys Shared A Table With Old Lady.

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A Letter An 83-Year-Old Lady Wrote To Her Grandson

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Paddy Got Married

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The Baby Pigeon Complained To His Mother

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Three Men Died On Christmas Eve

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An Irish Daughter Returned Home After 5 Years

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THE HORSE RIDE

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Jimmie, an 80-year-old gentleman, retired to Florida after his wife of 58 years had passed away.

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A Daughter Wanted To Control Her Old Fathers Life

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The 8-year-Old Student Describes What Is Grandparent

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A Mother-in-Law Decides To Test Her Three Son-In-Laws

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Johnny wakes up in the morning

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A little old lady wanted to join a biker club

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The pastor had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and then was afraid to come down.

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A Father Before He Died Said To His Son

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Two guys left the bar after a long night of drinking, jumped in the car and started it up

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Fred came home from University in tears. "Mum, am I adopted?" he asked.

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All men are the same!

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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

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A young couple moved into a new house

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The 92-Year-Old, Petite, Well-Poised.