A man goes to meet his fiancee's family.
At the house is the fiancee, her parents, and her super attractive younger sister.
After dinner, the fiancee goes to her room to unpack, the mother is in the kitchen doing dishes, and the father is in his mancave, leaving the man and his girlfriend's sister alone in the living room.
After a few minutes of uncomfortable silence, the sister says to the man "I know you want me.
I'm so much hotter and cuter than my sister.
I'll let you take me into the closet for seven minutes in Heaven.
No one will have to know." The man quickly gets up from his seat and sprints towards the front door.
On the other side of the door is the fiancee, the mother and the father, all with big smiles on their faces.
The father says "My boy, this was a secret test to prove you would be a faithful husband to my daughter.
You had a chance to sneak some time with my younger daughter, and you chose to walk out rather than cheat on your fiancee.
I would be proud to call you my son-in-law." Moral of the story: always keep the condoms in your glove compartment.
--A man goes to meet his girlfriend's family --
An elderly married couple scheduled their medical examination on the same day so that they could answer any questions the doctor might have concerning their partner.
After the husband’s exam, the doctor then said to the elderly man, “You appear to be in good health.
Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to ask me?” “In fact, I do,” said the old man.
“ After I have s*x with my wife the first time, I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have sex with my wife the second time, I’m usually cold and chilly.”
The doctor said that he would examine the wife, and then report back to the man.
After examining the elderly lady, the doctor said: “Everything appears to be fine.
Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?” The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.
The doctor then asked: “Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex the first time with you, and then cold and chilly after the second time.
Do you know why?” “Oh that crazy old nut”, she replied.
“That’s because the first time is usually in July and the second time is usually in December!”
