Johnny’s pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma.
After being in a coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant.
Frantically, she asks the Doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, ” Madam, you had twins…. a boy and a girl.
The babies are fine, however, they were not the best at birth and had to be Christened immediately, so your brother Johnny came in and named them”.
The woman thinks to herself, ” Oh no, not my brother, “What a waste of space he is”…
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor,’ Well, what’s my daughter’s name?”.
” Denise”. says the doctor. The new mother is somewhat relieved, “Wow, that’s a beautiful name, I guess I was wrong about my brother’, she thought….”I really like Denise “.
Then she asks, “What name did he give my son?” The doctor replies ” Denephew”.
--A Mexican Woodpecker And A Canadian Woodpecker Were In Mexico--
A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which place had the toughest trees.
The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.
The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem.
The Mexican woodpecker was amazed. The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely ‘im-peckable’ (term woodpeckers like to use).
The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.
The two flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called ‘im-peckable’ tree almost without breaking a sweat.
Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused.
How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country?
After many woodpeckers pondering, they both came to the same conclusion: Apparently, your pecker gets harder when you’re away from home.
