A father before he died said to his son:
“This is a rugby ball your grandfather gave me, and it’s more than a century old.
But before I give it to you, go to the Sports Shop and tell him I want to sell it, and see how much he offers you.“
He went, and then came back to his father, and said,
“The Sports Shop offered $5 because it’s old.“
He said to him:
“Go to the Second-Hand shop.“
He went and then came back, and said:
“They also offered $5 father.“
“OK now go to the museum and show them that ball.“
He went then came back, and said to his father
“They offered me $500,000 for this old leather ball.“
The father said:
“I wanted to let you know that the right place values you in the right way.”
“Don’t find yourself in the wrong place and get angry if you’re not valued. Those that know your value are those who appreciate you, don’t stay in a place where nobody sees your value.“
--A grandfather and his grandson are collecting worms in the backyard--
A grandfather and his grandson are collecting worms in the backyard,
theyre getting ready for a fishing trip. At some point the grandfather looks down at his grandchild and says
"I bet you 10$ that you can't put one of those worms back into one of those holes"
The grandson accepts the challenge, runs into the house then comes back out with a can of hairspray. He then douses one of the worms with the hairspray until it becomes stiff and rigid then pops it back into the hole.
The grandfather grabs the spray and runs I to the house, 20 minutes later he returns outside with two 10$ bills.
"I thought the bet was for 10$" say the grand kid
"Yes the other 10$ is from your grandma".
