A grandmother was surprised when she woke up to a cup of coffee from her 8-year-old grandson.
She gulped down the most bitter coffee she had ever tasted but down it all because she wanted her grandson to feel like he made something his grandma loved.
At the bottom of the cup, she found three little green army men.
Puzzled, she asked, “Honey, what are these toys doing in my coffee?” The boy replied “I’m just doing what it says on the TV, grandma “The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup.
--Johnny Asks His Dad If He Can Take A Shower With Him--
One day little Johnny asks his dad if he can take a shower with him.
The dad says “yes, but don’t look down.”
So johnny is in the shower with his dad and he looks down and asks what it is. The dad replies it’s a snake.
Then he asks if he can take a shower with his mom.
She says “yes, but don’t look up or down.”
They are in the shower and the boy looks up and asks what it is.
The mom replies they’re her headlights.
Then he looks down and asks what it is.
She says it’s her bush. Then little johnny asks if he can sleep with his parents.
They reply “yes, but don’t look down.”
He is in bed and then looks down and yells “mommy, turn on your headlights. The snake is going into the bush
