The Sunday School teacher was explaining the Christmas story to some small children: So he asked his class.
“Where is Jesus today?” Steven raised his hand and said.
“He’s in heaven.” Mary was called on and answered.
“He’s in my heart.” Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out.
“I know, I know! He’s in our bathroom.” The whole class went very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response.
The teacher was completely at a loss for a few seconds.
Finally, he gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.
Little Johnny said. “Well, every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells.” “Jesus Christ, are you still in there?”
--An Amish Lady Driving Her Horse-Drawn Buggy Is Pulled Over By The Police--
An Amish lady was driving her horse drawn buggy to town with her young son when she was stopped by a highway patrol officer.
“I’m not going to cite you,” said the officer, “I just wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it could be dangerous.”
“I thank thee,” said the Amish lady, “I shall have my husband repair it as soon as we return home.”
“Also,” said the officer, “I noticed that one of the reins to your horse is tied around your horse’s testicles.
Some might consider this to be ‘cruelty to animals’ so you’d best have your husband check this, too.”
“Again I thank thee,” said the Amish lady, “I shall have my husband check this also when I return home.”
True to her word, when the Amish lady got home she told her husband about the broken reflector and her husband said that he would repair it immediately.
“Also,” said the Amish lady, “the policeman said that there was something wrong with our emergency brake.
