“Doctor, I need your help,” the woman says. “What seems to be the problem?”
“My husband just doesn’t satisfy me loving. What can I do?” “Hmmm.
That’s a bit out of my league.
Has HE seen a doctor?” “Yes, he has.
He is perfectly OK.
He just isn’t enough for me. You’ve got to help me!”
“Er … Why don’t you take a lover?” “I have! I still don’t get enough.”
“Take another lover.” “I did. In fact, I have eight lovers – and I still don’t get enough make love!” “Gosh, that’s an anomaly.”
“Oh, Doctor! Please tell them it’s an anomaly! They all keep telling me I’m a call girl!
--The Dad Explains Why C0ndoms Come in Packs of 3, 6 and 12--
The Dad explains why c0ndoms come in packs of 3, 6 and 12 A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?” To which the man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.”
“Oh, I see,” replied the boy pensively, “I’ve heard of that in health class at school.”
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, “Why are there 3 in this package?” The dad replies, “Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.” “Cool.”
says the boy.
He notices a 6 pack and asks, “Then, who are these for?” “Those are for college men,” the dad answers. “Two for Friday, Two for Saturday, and Two for Sunday.”
“WOW!” exclaimed the boy, “Then, who uses THESE?” he asks, picking up a 12-pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, “Those are for married men,…” With a tear in his eye, he continued,… “One for January, one for February, one for March……. ”
