🤣 The blonde had been married about a year.
One day she came running up to her husband, jumping for joy.
He didn't know how to react, so he started jumping up and down along with her.
"Why are we so happy?" he asked.
She said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!" "Great" he said, "tell me why you're so happy about."
She stopped, breathless from all the jumping up and down "I'm pregnant!" she gasped.
The husband was ecstatic as they had been trying for quite a while.
He grabbed her, and kissed her.
"Wow, that is wonderful," "I couldn't be happier!" Then she said, "Oh, honey there's more."
"What do you mean more?", he asked. "Well we are not having just one baby, we are going to have TWINS!".
He was amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant "How do you know that," he asked.
"It was easy," she said."I went to the pharmacy and bought the 2 pack home pregnancy test kit." "Both tests came out positive!”🤣🤣🤣
--Guy Visits His Favourite Dominatrix--
Guy visits his favourite Dominatrix He puts his money on the bedside table and says “I’ve been bad, mistress. I need to be punished.”
She makes him strip and bend over as she whips his quivering bottom.
Next she makes him crawl into bed and ties him securely to the bedposts. She runs her whip over his flesh and, as he wriggles in anticipation, the bed posts break and his arms come free.
“Don’t worry, I can fix this” he says, as he runs out to his car.
He returns in a few minutes with some tools and gets to work.
In a few minutes the bedposts are fixed.
He looks ... He looks admiringly at his handiwork and beams.
“Good as new, mistress!” She says “This sub really loves reposts.”
