A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple was engaged in lovemaking.
“Back ladies, back!” cried the leader.
“There’s a very dangerous beast out there!” But it was too late, as several of her girls had more-or-less seen the deed happening.
They asked their leader what it was the couple was doing.
“Well, err… if you must know, uh, they were practicing a brand new form of artificial respiration …
yeah, that’s it, it’s artificial respiration!” “Wow!” exclaimed the oldest of the group.
“I know which merit badge I’m gonna try for next!”
--This lady is shopping in a supermarket--
This lady is shopping in a supermarket when she notices this handsome muscular boy doing the bagging at one of the checkouts.
Making sure she goes through his line she leans over and asks if he’ll carry her groceries out to which he responds, “Sure lady”.
They no sooner get out of the store and ...
They no sooner get out of the store and she again leans over and whispers, “You know, I have an Itchy private part”, to which he responds, “You’ll have to point it out to me lady, all those Japanese cars look alike!!”
