There once was a girl who wasn’t feeling very pretty so she went to a genie to make her pretty.
The genie told her that to make her feel pretty, he would make it so that every time someone apologised to her her cleavage would increase by one size.
So the girl is walking down the street and someone bumps into her and says, “Oh, I’m sorry,” and the woman’s cleavage went up one size.
Then someone accidentally stepped on her foot and said, “I’m sorry,” and her cleavage got one size bigger.
Then she’s walking down the street and a man from India bumps into her and says, “Oh my god! A thousand apologies!”
--A man gets on a bus and sits--
A man gets on a bus and sits next to a lady with a child ..
The mother is trying to get her fussy son to breastfeed, she finally gets frustrated and tells the baby, “You better take to the milk, or I’ll give it to this man sitting here…
“She tries a few more minutes, the baby is still just very fussy, she tells the baby again, “You need to start soon, or I’ll give your milk to this man sitting here…
“She continues to try to get her babe to start feeding and finally in a stern tone tells the babe, “This is the last warning, you need to stop being fussy, or I’ll give your milk to this man sitting here..
The man finally gets exasperated and says, “Lady, you need to make up your mind I was supposed to get off the bus three stops back!”
