A young man gets hit by a bus and his mother holds a seance.
A young man gets hit by a bus and his distraught mother calls a mystic and they hold a seance.
The mystic tells the mother that it's very good she called so soon, because the spirits of the deceased only have a short time while they are awaiting their eternal destination to commune with the living.
The seance begins and the voice of the young man fills the room, "Mother! Is that you?!"
"Baby," cries the mother, "How are you doing? Where are you? Are you in Heaven?"
"I'm not sure, mother! I'm in a waiting room with three other people, though. There's a British man, a French man and a German man here waiting with me."
The mother cries out in joy and says, "You are in Heaven! Oh I'm so glad! All British police go to heaven! French cooks all go to heaven! German engineers, they all go to heaven!!"
The young man starts to wail and cry and scream and he says, "Oh mother! I must be in hell! The German is a police officer! The French man is an engineer! And the British man claims he was a cook!"
--A girl runs up to her mother--
"Because when you were newborn a feather came falling from the sky and landed on your forehead."
Next day the little brother comes running.
"Mummy, why am I named Leaf?"
"Because when you were newborn a leaf came falling from the sky and landed on your forehead."
Third day the youngest kid comes running.
"Mhhmmy, whhha mmmmm nnnnaaaam rrssrfsfffrsrssrr?"
"Oh little Refrigerator, shut up and go play in the corner!"
