A Mother -in -Law decides to test her three Son- in-laws for their good nature.
For this she goes for a walk by a river with the first son-in-law; jumps in.
He saves her.
Next morning he finds a Toyota Corolla parked outside his house with a note: From your Mother In Law.
Next she goes for a walk by the river with the second son-in-law who jumps in.
He too saves her.
The next morning he also finds a Toyota Corolla parked outside his house with a note: From your Mother In Law.
Next, she goes for a walk by a river with the third son-in-law jumps in. He just laughs and walks away.
Next morning he finds a BMW M5 parked outside his house with note:
From your Father In Law!
--A Crows Were Found On The Side Of A Motorway--
About a year ago, 100 dead crows were found on the side of a motorway.
Upon investigation, The crows were found to have been hit by vehicles and were covered in specs of varying paint.
After further investigation, it was also found that the paint on the crows had two different types, one from trucks and one from cars. 98% of the crows had been killed by trucks.
The researchers were baffled as to why such a large number of the crows had been killed by trucks.
After much deliberation, the researchers came to a conclusion.
When crows are feeding on roadkill, they will always have one crow on the lookout for any danger.
When they spot danger, they will shout
“CAH! CAH!”.
Unfortunately, crows can’t say
“Truck”.
