A Mother-in-Law Decides To Test Her Three Son-In-Laws

A Mother -in -Law decides to test her three Son- in-laws for their good nature.

For this she goes for a walk by a river with the first son-in-law; jumps in.

He saves her.

Next morning he finds a Toyota Corolla parked outside his house with a note: From your Mother In Law.

Next she goes for a walk by the river with the second son-in-law who jumps in.

He too saves her.

The next morning he also finds a Toyota Corolla parked outside his house with a note: From your Mother In Law.

Next, she goes for a walk by a river with the third son-in-law jumps in. He just laughs and walks away.

Next morning he finds a BMW M5 parked outside his house with note:

From your Father In Law!

--A Crows Were Found On The Side Of A Motorway--
About a year ago, 100 dead crows were found on the side of a motorway.

Upon investigation, The crows were found to have been hit by vehicles and were covered in specs of varying paint.

After further investigation, it was also found that the paint on the crows had two different types, one from trucks and one from cars. 98% of the crows had been killed by trucks.

The researchers were baffled as to why such a large number of the crows had been killed by trucks.

After much deliberation, the researchers came to a conclusion.

When crows are feeding on roadkill, they will always have one crow on the lookout for any danger.

When they spot danger, they will shout “CAH! CAH!”.

Unfortunately, crows can’t say “Truck”.

The Bride Who Knew More Than She Shoul

From the start, I knew this wedding would be the perfect backdrop to reveal a secret. Greg thought he had it all figured out, yet he didn’t know, I was the one holding the detonator. My wedding with Greg looked like something straight out of a fairytale. Greg stood at the altar, beaming. To him, it marked the beginning of our perfect life. But to me, it was the end of a beautiful lie. The reception played out like a dream—champagne toasts, laughter floating across the lawn, his parents acting like the perfect in-laws. And me? I played my part to perfection. For illustrative purpose only Smiling, even dancing with Greg as if everything were fine. But inside, I was just waiting for the right moment to drop the bomb. When the night wore on, Greg grew more eager for our wedding night. His hands lingered too long, his eyes shined with anticipation. But I was focused on my own plan. After the guests left and his parents retreated to the guest rooms downstairs, Greg led me to t...

my MIL and Husband’s Sisters weren’t ready

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Richard Miller’s world fell silent in 1979

Richard Miller’s existence had been reduced to silence by 1979. He was a widow at the age of thirty-four; his wife, Aipe, had passed away two years prior following a protracted illness. His residence, which was previously replete with the aspirations of children, now resounded with a sense of absence. Richard’s evenings were the most challenging: He sat at the kitchen table, gazing at the disintegrating painted paper under the yellowish light of a single bulb, while the ticking of the clock reminded him to pass the time. His acquaintances encouraged him to remarry, to begin anew, and to alleviate the emptiness. However, Richard was not inclined to initiate anew. He was obligated to fulfill the pledge Apple had made to him on the hospital bed: “Do not allow love to perish with me.” Please provide me with a destination. The promise he made motivated him to continue, as he was uncertain of the direction it would lead until his old, rainy pickup vehicle malfunctioned near...

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