A husband and wife were having dinner at a fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she’ll see him later, and walks away.
His wife glares at him and says, “Who was that??!!” “Oh,” replies the husband, “that was my mistress.”
The wife says, “That’s it; I want a divorce.” “I understand,” replies her husband, “but remember, if you get a divorce, there will be no more shopping trips to Paris, no wintering in the Caribbean, no Lexus in the garage, and no more country club.
But… the decision is yours.” Just then the wife notices a mutual friend entering the restaurant with a gorgeous woman on his arm.
“Who’s that woman with Jim?” she asks. “That’s his mistress,” replies her husband. “Oh,” says the wife, “… Ours is prettier.”
--A Gynaecologist Waits On His Last Patient.--
A gynaecologist waits on his last patient, who does not arrive.
After an hour, he makes a gin and tonic to relax.
After he settles into an armchair to read the newspaper, he hears the doorbell ring.
It’s the patient, who arrives all embarrassed and apologizes for the delay.
“It doesn’t matter,” answers the doctor. “Look, I was having a gin and tonic while waiting.
Do you want one to help you relax?” “I accept, thanks!” She answers.
He gives her a drink, sits down in front of her and they start talking. Suddenly someone is heard opening the entrance office door.
The doctor looks worried, gets up and says: “My wife! Quick, take off your clothes and spread your legs, otherwise, she might think there is some nonsense going on!”
