A young reform man is marrying into a strictly orthodox family.
The day before the wedding, he goes to visit his future father-in-law.
“Out of respect for your beliefs sir, I wanted to ask you a few questions.”
“Sure!” “Well, after the wedding, is there a time I should wait before we-“ “My boy, were I a young man on my wedding night, I would not wait one moment longer!
Physical love in marriage is a beautiful thing, created by G-d.”
“That’s great! But…. should I be on top?” “If you want.” “Could she be on top?” “If that is what you both wish.” “Doggy style?” “Sure!” “Can we do it standing up?” The old man slammed down his first.
“NO! That I must strictly forbid!” “Why?” “Because it could lead to dancing!”
--A Preacher Was Walking The Backroads--
A country preacher was walking the backroads near his church.
He became thirsty so decided to stop at a little cottage and ask for something to drink.
The lady of the house invited him in and in addition to something to drink, she served him a bowl of soup by the fire.
There was a small pig running around the kitchen.
The pig was constantly running up to the visitor and giving him a great deal of attention.
The visiting pastor commented that he had never seen a pig this friendly.
The housewife replied: “Ah, he’s not that friendly.
That’s his bowl you’re using.”
