A 55 year old lady suddenly started learning to swim instead of her usual routine of going to a temple !!!!
Everyone was curious and asked her: “why the change in your interest to swimming now a days?”
The lady, with a look of helplessness replied: “Whenever my son and daughter-in-law quarrel with each other my Daughter-in-law always asks
my son : – “If your mom and I fall into water, whom will you save first?”
And because I do not want to put my son in a difficult position, I am learning to swim!”
A few days later husband and wife were quarrelling again and the daughter-in-law unreasonably asked: ”
now tell me! If your mom and I fall into water, whom will you save first?”
Husband replied: “I don’t have to get into the water, my mom knows to swim, she will save you.”
Wife refused to relent:
“No, you have to jump into the water, and have to save one of us”.
Whom will you save ? Husband replied:
“Then you will surely die…. because I don’t know to swim …. and my mom will definitely save me first
--The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican--
The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope.
Grumpy leads the pack.
‘Grumpy, my son,’ says the Pope, ‘ What can I do for you?’
Grumpy asks, ‘Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome ?’
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question thinks for a moment and answers, ‘ No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome ..’
In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them.
Grumpy turns back, ‘Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe ?’
The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers,‘ No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe.
‘This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.
Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them with an angry glare.
Grumpy turns back and says, ‘Mr.Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?’
The Pope, really confused by the questions says, ‘I’m sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.’
The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting……
‘Grumpy sh@gged a penguin!’
‘Grumpy sh@gged a penguin!’
