Two deaf people get married.
During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights.
After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife proposes a solution.
“Honey,” she signs, “Why don’t we agree on some simple signals?
For instance, at night, if you want to have lovemaking with me, reach over and squeeze my left melons one time.
If you don’t want to have lovemaking, reach over and squeeze my right melons one time.”
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, “Great idea! Now if you want to have lovemaking with ME, reach over and pull on my weapon one time and if you don’t want to have lovemaking,
reach over and pull on my weapon… fifty times!”
--A business man packing for a trip--
A business man packing for a trip glances in his briefcase.
“Honey?” “Yes, darling?” “Honey,” he says, in mild exasperation, “why do you persist in putting a protection in my briefcase every time I go on a trip? You know I only have eyes for you. I’d never be unfaithful.” “Oh, I know, darling, and I trust you,” She replies sweetly, “It’s just that, well you know, with all those terrible diseases out there, it would make me feel better to know that if anything did happen, you’d be protected. So please, darling, take it ...
So please, darling, take it with you, won’t you? For my peace of mind?”
“Oh, alright, if you put it that way,” he relented, “I’ll take it along.
But for safety’s sake, better give me more than one!”
