The New Bride Comes Out Of The Bathroom

On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. 

 The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe.

 The proud husband says, “My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe.” 

 The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished.”

 Oh, oh, aaaahhh,” he exclaims, “My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled she asks, “My picture?”

 He answers, “Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever”. 

 She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. 

 He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, “Why do you wear a robe?

 We are married now.” 

 At that, the man opens his robe and she exclaims, “oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture”. 

 He beams and asks why and she answers, “So I can get it enlarged!”

--Jose and Carlos are bu.tt fu.c.king in the shower-- 

when the doorbell rings.

 Jose quickly blows his load, pulls his dick out of Carlos’ ass, and says “hold on I need to get this it could be the delivery man”.

 Before leaving the bathroom Jose notices that Carlos’ dick is rock hard and he’s stroking it intensely.

 Jose says to Carlos “You better not cum before I get back.”

 Jose goes to answer the front door but the person had already left.

 Eager to get back to the shower, he walks into the bathroom and immediately notices that there is cum all over the wall. 

He says to Carlos “What the fuck? I told you not to cum until I came back!” Carlos looks at Jose and says, “I didn’t cum. I farted”.

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