Mummy.” Asks Susie.
“Why do you always cut the ends off of the sausages before you put them in the pan?”
“Oh, that’s just the way my mother always did it. You’ll have to ask her.”
“Granny.” Ask Susie the next time her grandmother visited.
“Why do you and Mummy cut the ends off of the sausages before you put them in the pan?”
“Oh, that’s just the way my mother always did it.” Says Susie’s granny.
“You’ll have to ask her.”
“Great Granny.” Asked Susie the next time they visit her slightly senile great grandmother at the nursing home.
“Why do you and Granny and Mummy always cut the ends off the sausages before you put them in the pan?”
“Oh, for bang sake.” Says Great Granny.
“Are they still using that small pan?”
--A Couple, Both Age 78, Went To A Se//x Therapist's Office.--
A couple, both age 78, went to a s:ex therapist’s office.
The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?”
The man said, “Will you watch us have sex?”
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, “There’s nothing wrong with the way you have sex,” and charged them $50.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
Finally, the doctor asked, “Just exactly what are you trying to find out?”
“We’re not trying to find out anything,” the husband replied.
She’s married and we can’t go to her house.
I’m married and we can’t go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50…and I get $43 back from Medicare.
