A young couple moved into a new house


 A young couple moved into a new house.

 The next morning while they were eating breakfast, the young woman saw her neighbor hanging the washing outside. 

 “That laundry is not very clean; she doesn’t know how to wash correctly. 

 Perhaps she needs better soap powder. 

 Her husband looked on, remaining silent. 

 Every time her neighbor hung her washing out to dry, the young woman made the same comments. 

 A month later, the woman was surprised to see a nice clean wash on the line and said to her husband, “Look, she’s finally learned how to wash correctly.

  I wonder who taught her this?” The husband replied, “I got up early this morning and cleaned our windows.” 

 And so it is with life… What we see when watching others depends on the clarity of the window through which we look. So don’t be too quick to judge others, especially if your perspective of life is clouded by anger, jealousy, negativity or unfulfilled desires. “Judging a person does not define who they are. It defines who you are.”

 --I Have Arrived -- 

 A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter.

 They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

 Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules, so the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. 

 The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. 

However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email. 

 Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeraL He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. 

The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends.

 After reading the first message... she screamed and fainted. The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

 To: My Loving Wife Subject: I’ve Arrived I know you’re surprised to hear from me.

 They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. 

 I’ve just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

 Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. P.S. 

Sure is freaking hot down here.

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